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Monday, January 31, 2011

The Gays are Counterfeiters!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Jan 31, 2011 at 9:58 AM

Here, some old dude in a golf sweater uses "LOGIC" to explain why a gay marriage cannot possibly be a "real" marriage—because, you see, gays are counterfeiters! Or something! (Again, why do we keep knocking gays for being talented? It's simply a fact they make the best 20 dollar bills and write the best showtunes.)


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