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Monday, January 31, 2011

Religion / Homo The Gays are Counterfeiters!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Jan 31, 2011 at 9:58 AM

Here, some old dude in a golf sweater uses "LOGIC" to explain why a gay marriage cannot possibly be a "real" marriage—because, you see, gays are counterfeiters! Or something! (Again, why do we keep knocking gays for being talented? It's simply a fact they make the best 20 dollar bills and write the best showtunes.)


 

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I love that look that stupid people get on their face when they think they're being clever.
Posted by rich bachelor on January 31, 2011 at 10:33 AM · Report
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Really? I hate that look. It tastes like tin and spinach.
Posted by Reymont on January 31, 2011 at 10:38 AM · Report
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Well, and by "love" I mean "can't fucking stand."

And yeah: if my parents had wanted me to eat spinach, why the hell did they decide that canned CREAMED spinach was a more reasonable place to start than fresh spinach? I ask you!
Posted by rich bachelor on January 31, 2011 at 11:11 AM · Report
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"The way marriage has always existed"

LOL I LOVE HOW DUMB ANTI-GAYS ARE. Marriage has only existed in its current form for less than 100 years.
Posted by ScrumYummy on February 1, 2011 at 11:29 AM · Report

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