Thanks a shit-ton, Canada, for offering up what's arguably the most depressing news item of the day. Not depressing like I want to kill myself so much as I want to kill some certain other motherfuckers. Seriously, I need to go take a yoga class or something. If you plan to enjoy the rest of your day, you may want to sit this one out.
h/t to Eden... thanks?
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