This Week in the Mercury

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Today in Counterproductive Advertising

Posted by Lindy West on Thu, Feb 3, 2011 at 2:29 PM

Hey, you know what's not helping me sleep through the night? YOUR ADVERTISEMENT.


"Trouble with insomnia? Don't worry, this Ebola-ridden Colin Farrel lemur is in your room when you close your eyes. Sometimes he climbs in your mouth while you sleep and sucks on your soul. Ssssshhhhhhhhh. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. SSssssshhhhhhhhh."

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