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Friday, February 4, 2011

Food / Poll CONDEMN OR ALLOW: Frozen Pizza Packaged With Frozen Cookies

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Fri, Feb 4, 2011 at 1:14 PM

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Frozen pizza maker DiGorno is taking this fat thing to another level. As reported all over the internet this week, DiGiorno will now be selling pizzas which are packaged in the same box as "chicken wyngz" or cookies. This really cuts down on the work involved in becoming obese. On the other hand, cookies and pizza are both delicious.

So! CONDEMN OR ALLOW: DiGiorno's lard-fabulous frozen pizza/cookies/wyngz combo!

 

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1
very good digiorno. except the "wyngz," that's gross.
Posted by Around on February 4, 2011 at 1:36 PM · Report
2
Disgusting.
Posted by Wubbles on February 4, 2011 at 1:45 PM · Report
3
I'm pretty sure there's something in Leviticus about this very issue.
Honestly, I don't know how the whole thing about pizza and cookie dough lying down together ever got started in the first place. Maybe it was Papa Murphy's.
Posted by rich23 on February 4, 2011 at 1:48 PM · Report
4
Stop looking down your nose at us real Americans, mirk! we all can't eat fruit
Posted by Sūṕër Ḉḩüñdŷ on February 4, 2011 at 1:55 PM · Report
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Who could possibly disagree with the notion that pizza and cookies are delicious, that homework sucks, and that it should be the summer forever?

I'm several decades out of gradeschool, but I'd willingly go back to having summers off.
Posted by The Immortal Goon on February 4, 2011 at 2:06 PM · Report
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As someone who works in the health care industry, I thank America's food makers for keeping us in business.
Posted by theterminizer on February 4, 2011 at 2:09 PM · Report
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As someone who works in the health insurance industry, I thank America's law makers for keeping us in business.
Posted by mars on February 4, 2011 at 2:11 PM · Report
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What happens when you force one of these down a diabetic vegan's gullet?
Posted by NIG GER on February 4, 2011 at 2:15 PM · Report
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@w9, this is what happens:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a3R0YuUjQg
Posted by ($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on February 4, 2011 at 2:41 PM · Report
10
i've had this, and it was wonderful. i only ate half the pizza to save room for the dozen cookies. hmm. maybe this is not such a good idea.
Posted by Tom on February 4, 2011 at 5:23 PM · Report
11
Why not cut to the chase?

http://www.earthydelightsblog.com/earthybl…
Posted by Todd Mecklem on February 4, 2011 at 10:49 PM · Report
12
FAAAAAAT!!!!!
Posted by The Showstopper on February 7, 2011 at 1:22 PM · Report

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