If you're anything like me, you're still working off those excess pounds left over from the holidays. That's why I'm starting a semi-regular feature entitled, "May I Ruin Your Lunch?" in which I post videos whose sole intent is to temporarily put you off your soup. To start, here's a short video from a porn movie I starred in way back in 1985, in which I was asked to seduce the shit out of my co-star via the seductive power of dance. This video contains no nudity, and yet is rated NSFW for "unwarranted groping, and general nausea." Enjoy your "lunch!"
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