Frankly speaking, I am SO FUCKING SICK of our local news station celebrities. They're boring, they're ugly, and they make my bottom itch. That being said, I invite you to list your favorite local TV news celebs in the comments below—and if they don't make the list? THEY'RE FIRED.
Anyway, I'll be replacing these losers with hand-picked TV news celebs from around the country (WHO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING!!!), starting with Daphne Munro from Phoenix, Arizona's ABC 15 Action News Team. She's yoooooooooooooooooooour "smart shopper."
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