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Thursday, February 10, 2011

Bieber Fever HAPPY "100th BIEBER FEVER BLOG POST" EVERYBODY!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Feb 10, 2011 at 2:13 PM

FIRST! I went to see the special "screaming teenage girls only" screening of Justin Bieber: Never Say Never in 3-Buttfucking-D, Buttfuckers last night (I told you I was a master of disguise!), and you can now read my astonishingly even-handed review right here!

SECOND! Reviews so far for Beeb's movie? MOSTLY POSITIVE! (Is that the sound of poop I hear squirting into your pants?)

THIRD! Ricky Gervais tells NBC they should hire Arrested Development's Will Arnett to replace Steve Carrell when he departs The Office! (This has nothing to do with Beebs—I just think it's a good idea, too.)

FOURTH! Tonight on Jimmy Kimmel, Justin Bieber is the guest and the pair will debut their new duet based on Twitter titles.

AND FIFTH… and fifth... crap. I forgot. OH YEAH!!! CONGRATULATIONS, WORLD! THIS IS BLOGTOWN'S "100TH BIEBER FEVER POST!!!" Never say never, buttfuckers. (Sniff!) Never… say… never.

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Thanks to Bieber Believer #2, Scrappers, for making this gif.
I welcome your congratulations in the comments below!

 

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1
Woo, here's to another 100!
Posted by Rusty! on February 10, 2011 at 2:20 PM · Report
2
According to your tags page, this is actually Bieber Post #101.

http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/portla…
Posted by Graham on February 10, 2011 at 2:27 PM · Report
3
Congratulicious.

And Scrappers is a gif-making machine! In a good way...
Posted by ROM on February 10, 2011 at 2:28 PM · Report
4
Congratulations! I like this post. You have at least a 1% Bieber-onB-town approval rating from me.
Posted by Joneser on February 10, 2011 at 2:38 PM · Report
5
I like the Gif. It's pedophilia-y!
Posted by kiala on February 10, 2011 at 2:42 PM · Report
6
Can't wait to see what the next obsession will be. Aren't we at something like minute 13 or 14 with the Beebster?
Posted by dimag05 on February 10, 2011 at 2:52 PM · Report
7
Why in the hell would they put Arnett on The Office when they could just bring back The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret for another season?! So much left unfinished! What is that Dave up to?
Posted by ($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on February 10, 2011 at 2:53 PM · Report
8
@ Graham

CRAP!! Oh well, I guess I'll just have to start all over again. Stand by for Bieber Fever post #2.0!
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on February 10, 2011 at 3:07 PM · Report
9
Leave it to Bieber.
Posted by El Stunto on February 10, 2011 at 3:08 PM · Report
10
CONGRATUMASTURBATULATIONS, WSH!!!
Posted by Todd Mecklem on February 10, 2011 at 3:16 PM · Report
11
I can't believe I read them all!!
Posted by Reymont on February 10, 2011 at 3:41 PM · Report
12
Who?
Posted by Beer Batter on February 10, 2011 at 4:08 PM · Report
13
You're wearing pants?!!!
Posted by Raptured Randy Savage on February 10, 2011 at 9:29 PM · Report
14
http://www.theonion.com/video/justin-biebe…

Fuck, am I the only one who thinks this is Humpy's doppleganger?
Posted by jake on February 11, 2011 at 12:22 AM · Report

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