OMG, guys! IT'S LIKE A PSYCHO WARD OUT THERE! For those who wisely have steered clear of Bieber mania, JB fans are losing their freaking minds about his Grammy loss to Esperanza Spalding. Look, I'm doing everything I can to calm people down—including writing this post—but it's like the streets of Egypt a week and a half ago, and I'm like an even more handsome Anderson Cooper getting my ass handed to me! For the love of god, SEND REINFORCEMENTS!! (Also, somebody tell this kid to stick a sugar titty in his mouth, and get a goddamn grip.)