Look, I'm as sick of Joneser winning this thing as the rest of you are—but this week she made what I'm gonna go ahead and call as Portland's last funny "put a bird on it" joke. In response to that V-Day I, Anonymous post about the woman with a cheating monkey-slut of an ex-girlfriend:

That deserves an animated star, yes?

Joneser, quit being so smart and funny for a while and give somebody else a chance to win.