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Friday, February 25, 2011
Oh, You Kids! / Music Guys! New Ke$ha Video, and... WAIT! It's Got James Van Der Beek in it!!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Feb 25, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Ke$ha's new video for her unfortunately named song "Blow" leaked all over the interwebs today, and... who's gonna clean it up?!? What you have here is your basic Ke$ha thoughtless club banger—though it does co-star James Van Der Beek (Dawson's Crack) who I am not sick of yet, and unicorns getting shot by rainbow laser beams. Here's what I learned from this video:
1) Ke$ha needs to wash her face. Desperately.
2) I don't think she's quite as unlikeable as everyone hopes she is—but then, I'm a good person who always looks for the best in people.
3) I do like a video that shoves a unicorn's head through a glass coffee table.
4) Ke$ha has a "street team." I WANT A STREET TEAM!
5) Ke$ha's name should always be pronounced, "Kay-dollar sign-HA!"
6) Ezra disagrees with me about this, but I think Janelle Monáe's pants look funny, and she should change them. (The previous line item has absolutely nothing to do with Ke$ha, James Van Der Beek, or unicorns—though it needed to be said.)
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