WARNING: In the following clip a model trying to act all sexy with a snake (can we put a moratorium on that, btw?) gets the shit bitten out of her tit. Now, that alone will make you wince—but there's so much more going on here. There's the guy who screams something immediately following the incident that can only be translated as, "Aiiiiieee! The snake! She has bitten the teat!" And do the words on the back of his jersey mean what I think they mean? WOW.

I think that video calls for a… BLOGTOWN SCIENTIFIC POLL!

SO... WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?

BTW, I didn't create the world we live in... I just pass the information along.