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Thursday, March 3, 2011

Horrors / Poll Model Gets Tit Snake Bit

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Mar 3, 2011 at 2:28 PM

WARNING: In the following clip a model trying to act all sexy with a snake (can we put a moratorium on that, btw?) gets the shit bitten out of her tit. Now, that alone will make you wince—but there's so much more going on here. There's the guy who screams something immediately following the incident that can only be translated as, "Aiiiiieee! The snake! She has bitten the teat!" And do the words on the back of his jersey mean what I think they mean? WOW.


I think that video calls for a… BLOGTOWN SCIENTIFIC POLL!

SO... WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?

BTW, I didn't create the world we live in... I just pass the information along.

 

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Don't you understand Hebrew? It was more like "AUUUUUUUUUIGH! IT BITE-A THE TEETEE! ONLY I, EL GRAN PUTAMADRE, CAN BITE-A THE TEETEE! SAVE IT, SAVE IT, SAVE-A THE TEETEE!"

BTW, did you notice the "related video" about the Israel Defense Force's new "snake robot"? It looks kind of like a giant, crawling turd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-dzZBa6TQE…
Posted by Todd Mecklem on March 3, 2011 at 2:46 PM · Report
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Yeah, no one's going to top Salma Hayek's "From Dusk Til Dawn" bit.
Posted by tk. on March 3, 2011 at 3:59 PM · Report
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I think the floozy was pretty forgiving, all things considered. She seemed relatively unfazed by the whole episode. Is it just prudes who are scared of snakes?
Posted by MeadowlarkLemon on March 3, 2011 at 4:01 PM · Report
4
It might be the first case where the snake is poisoned from its bite.
Posted by Annie on March 4, 2011 at 1:45 AM · Report
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Rumor is someone's already scouting storefront locations for a brand-new body piercing parlor out near 82nd and Powell.

They're going to have a snake theme.

Who says modern media can't influence?
Posted by Samuel John Klein on March 4, 2011 at 4:25 PM · Report

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