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Thursday, March 3, 2011

Your Perfect Family

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Mar 3, 2011 at 10:14 AM

As you probably already realize, your family pretty much sucks. They're kind of evil people who don't really care about anything but themselves and their boring, stupid problems. HOWEVER! There is a family out there who is much, much better! And it is THIS family!


Oh, overweight centaur—would you please adopt me? (HERE'S A FUN GAME: Imagine you could be any member of this family... including the lonely girl in the wheelchair. WHO WOULD YOU BE, AND WHY?)

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