Though it was entirely expected, it is now official: Charlie Sheen has been FIRED from Two and a Half Men. (So that leaves the show with just "two" men? Burrrrrn.)
In case you missed it (or intended to miss it), Charlie Sheen is apparently doing his own webcast now, in order to... and I quote, ahem... "I want to deliver some shit. I want to deliver it in a way that is fucking in the epicenter of how I deliver things, which is perfect and truthful and radical and in your face, so far in your face it grabs your teeth and shoves it in your freaking throat. And you're like, 'oh, what a lovely little snack.'" Everyone who watched it said it was "pointless" and "sad."
After everybody said how terrible the webcast was, Charlie Sheen decided he didn't like it either.
For those keeping score, Charlie Sheen's Twitter account has surpassed 2 million followers.
Though the Village Voice is not really good for much these days, I do applaud their "Unfollow Charlie Sheen on Twitter" campaign happening this Friday!
Also—Charlie Sheen is looking for a "social media intern," guys! Must know Twitter, Facebook, and not mind sexually transmitted diseases.
And finally, here's SNL's Bill Hader and his impersonation of Sheen's new show, "Duh! WINNING!" It's a "duh, winner."
UPDATE: Here's Charlie's reaction to his firing: "This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension." Yep. That sounds about right.
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