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Monday, March 7, 2011

Rocco's Pizza Closes After 18 Years

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Mon, Mar 7, 2011 at 11:38 AM

Big food news, everyone: The iconic Rocco's Pizza on 10th and East West Burnside parlor has shut its doors after 18 years.

"Closed forever," confirms Danny Belrose, who was a bartender at Rocco's new bar, which the owners opened next door to the pizza place last year. Rocco's website doesn't bear the news and no one is answering their phone. "Last night was the last night. They just kind of closed silently, boarded it up." Belrose says he just found out two days ago that he would be out of a job come Monday. "But they've been talking about it for months, the bills piling up. They said they didn't know where the money was going."

What a bummer. I mean, Rocco's pizza sucked. But, still, 18 is like 100 in Portland years. I'm sure I'm not the only one with fond memories of wandering into Rocco's as a teenager, getting a $3 slice, and watching all the crazy downtown people pass by. It was the very first place I ever ate in Portland. And also the first place I ever read the Mercury! Rocco's has been a reliably greasy-food standby in a neighborhood that's gone through a lot of changes—its own real market property value has about tripled.

Thanks to commenter ROM for the tip.

 

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whenever someone who owns a restaurant says they don't know where the money is going they are either siphoning it off or someone else is. Get a different accountant, preferably one that knows forensic accountants and find out where the money is going.
Posted by econoline on March 7, 2011 at 11:42 AM · Report
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The bar is closed, too?
Posted by Michelle on March 7, 2011 at 11:45 AM · Report
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Damn, I was literally going to walk up there 20 minutes from now.
Posted by Blabby on March 7, 2011 at 11:47 AM · Report
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@Michelle - yep.
Posted by s.mirk on March 7, 2011 at 11:48 AM · Report
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I've never once eaten there. They just gave off a vibe of grease and mediocrity.
Posted by Graham on March 7, 2011 at 11:49 AM · Report
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The pizza was kind of terrible, but I loved that place. It was an alright place for cheap lunch in a reasonably good location. I'll miss those huge greasy slices of cheese and pork.
Posted by The Right Reverend Rocktimus Prime on March 7, 2011 at 11:54 AM · Report
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Aw. I was sitting there in May 2001 reading the Mercury when I decided to finally quit my corporate day job and take a position here. But yeah, the pizza was not that good.
Posted by ezra on March 7, 2011 at 11:54 AM · Report
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Loved it. Was so great when I was a suburban teen to go to Powell's and then head to Rocco's. Also great after shows at the Paris or Roseland.

Sigh, the times they are a-changing.
Posted by ($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on March 7, 2011 at 12:01 PM · Report
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so many teenage memories here, coincidentally the last time i thought the pizza was good too. All the same, another landmark bites the dust.
Posted by chazz.madrigal on March 7, 2011 at 12:01 PM · Report
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I liked the pizza there. It was yummy and yes Sarah, it was an awesome place to watch people...This totally depresses me...RIP ROCCO's
Posted by TageSavage on March 7, 2011 at 12:02 PM · Report
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It was possibly the worst pizza ever, and I'm no pizza elitist--I'll take Tostinos. That said, I very recently discovered their bar half and really liked it. I wish they'd keep that operation going. Beer is harder to fuck up than pizza and the profit margin must be a lot higher.
Posted by Night Moves on March 7, 2011 at 12:05 PM · Report
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But who gets the framed Star Trek poster?
Posted by Marq on March 7, 2011 at 12:05 PM · Report
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They should do a podcast.
Posted by Unibashradio on March 7, 2011 at 12:07 PM · Report
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I mean... I guess I feel nostalgic about this, but if I really cared about their restaurant I would've spent money there sometime in the last decade. The bar was pretty decent, though.
Posted by Alison Hallett on March 7, 2011 at 12:11 PM · Report
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Went in there just the other day--odd, since I hadn't been in years. I was looking for something dirt cheap to eat, but I ended up paying $4.50 for a single slice of pizza. ONE slice.

It was decidedly not worth it.
Posted by Ned on March 7, 2011 at 12:14 PM · Report
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Ah man, I too am going to miss this place. I ate there a lot in the mid 90's when I first came to Portland. A few years after that I'd constantly be holed up there with a C++ programming book while finishing up school at PSU. Even at my last job downtown I'd still go there and think about how different life is now from back then.

One of the last times I was there was with my wife. Since we were downtown, I really wanted to have date night dinner at Rocco's of all places. We cut a deal, we could have dinner at Rocco's but then I had to buy her dessert and drinks at Le Pigeon. It was a fun night.









Posted by humanclock on March 7, 2011 at 12:15 PM · Report
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I'm dating myself, but I miss Cafe Coexistence (the previous tenant in that spot). Their pizza did not suck.
Posted by Steve R. on March 7, 2011 at 12:25 PM · Report
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I actually liked their slices. I pretty much only got cheese ones. But... once I dumped a bunch of parm and peppers on them, I thought they were tasty! Like, they had a lot of sauce on them, and I liked that.

Portland just lost three pinball machines! :(
Posted by ROM on March 7, 2011 at 12:27 PM · Report
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Greasy, thick deep-dish and spaced-out punks. Barq's in the soda machine, and no dips in cashmere sweaters. I'll miss you Rocco's, and your bar was so so comfy.
Posted by TobyFee on March 7, 2011 at 12:28 PM · Report
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Oh NOOOOO! I have so many fond memories of this place. Went there on many a late-night college date. Cheap beer! Great drunk pizza! Best pinball! Although, I have to say, I'm a sucker for a surly waitstaff and a mildly dirty floor. So other people might not have loved it like I did, but damn, what a shame that they're closing. I love a night of Powells and Rocco's.
Posted by theMc on March 7, 2011 at 12:30 PM · Report
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Can't say I liked the pizza but it was such a constant downtown landmark, where ongoing gentrification is ruining everything. I suppose it will become a "boutique" something-or-other. Meh.
Posted by Beer Batter on March 7, 2011 at 12:33 PM · Report
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@Alison Hallett: my sentiments exactly. I was about to reply "NOOOOOOO!!!" to the post, but then realized that I haven't eaten there in at least three years.
Posted by ScrumYummy on March 7, 2011 at 12:38 PM · Report
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@ROM Luckily, pinball in this town is quite the hydra. Cut off one and three more show up elsewhere in the city.
Posted by ($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on March 7, 2011 at 12:48 PM · Report
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In a town with an overabundance of food carts and pizza joints it's kinda amazing this place held out as long as it did.
Posted by pinehurstkid on March 7, 2011 at 12:49 PM · Report
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I'm going to miss the girl that worked there in about 2002: Short dark hair, purple and white argyle sweater. We danced together at a Frank Black and the Catholics concert, but I was too shy to get her name. She told me she worked at Rocco's.
Posted by martin on March 7, 2011 at 1:07 PM · Report
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I had a slice there about 8 years ago and felt like crap for 12 hours. I haven't been back since, but I did think about looking in the window once when I was walking by. Then I was like, nah.
Posted by spilling on March 7, 2011 at 1:10 PM · Report
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in these troubled economic times, when the worst pizza place in downtown portland closes, what's next? the mediocre and over-priced thai cart? "edible complex"?
Posted by dreww on March 7, 2011 at 1:30 PM · Report
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That's too bad, I really liked Roccos. Pizza wasn't the best, but it wasn't terrible, and the slices were huge. Really liked the bar too.
Posted by Ritchie on March 7, 2011 at 1:32 PM · Report
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It really was the worst pizza ever. I hadn't been there in years. Recently I was in town with some time to kill so I paid roccos a visit. The pizza was served cold and the crust was rock hard. Just like I remembered! The pizza was always gross, but for some reason I really liked the place.
Posted by Chester Copperpot on March 7, 2011 at 2:00 PM · Report
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Alright, now all of you have gotten me all nostalgic and remembering back when I was pushing smut on 15th and Burnside in the late 90's, Rocco's was all I ate for several months! I would buy two slices at a time and not need to restock for the next 48 hours. Not healthy but budget friendly. Oddly engough like ned and humanclock, I recently went in there for the first time in a few years and thought about the deviant I was (and still am), back then. All I remember from those days is being stoned and paranoid- always looking over my shoulder expecting crackhead(s) to beat my shit up because I wouldn't let him sell his dick or pimp to my customers anymore. Remember when Burnside was an obvious hopspot for prostitution???
Posted by sacklash on March 7, 2011 at 2:01 PM · Report
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I have never eaten at Rocco's. Not one time.
Posted by kiala on March 7, 2011 at 2:18 PM · Report
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The worst pizza in town.

HOWEVER, this wasn't always the case! Before the fire, the pizza there was pretty OK. Totally hit and miss, depending on who was working, making the pizza, but it wasn't as bad then as it was, say, last week.

When I first came to Portland in 1993 (fuck, I'm old) their gigantor slice of cheese pizza would fill my financially strapped stomach for pretty much a whole day.

There was a fire some time in the '90s and the quality went away... When they were remodeling after the fire, they sold slices out of the doorway from time to time. The place had a lot of character, thinking back now on the mural of the owner poking his head through the roof of a Hummer.

After getting a job close by, I stopped frequenting the place, as the fat was a bit much and the price went from $1.50/Slice to much higher, the quality going downward as the price inched up.

Too bad, though, about the place closing. Rocco's had its charms.
Posted by MKUltraPDX on March 7, 2011 at 3:04 PM · Report
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I really liked their pizza.

Also.

Another empty storefront is NOT a good thing.
Posted by jakeaaron on March 7, 2011 at 3:16 PM · Report
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That Rocco's has survived that long in spite of being a Portland legend for having really bad pizza would indicate that the location is excellent.
Posted by Smiley on March 7, 2011 at 4:48 PM · Report
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Rocco's was a fuckin' legend. I spent many a happy hour there sitting outside smoking and meeting random weird people who wandered by. Met a couple of really good friends there. In the vast majority of the year sprinkled with rain I'd sit inside and stare out the 3 big wall windows. Only place downtown where I could buy a cheap book across the street, buy a $3 slice of pizza that would more than fill me up and a $1.50 PBR, and watch my town go buy for an hour with good music blasting in my ears and mildly grumpy pizza clerks begrudgingly reheating my mediocre (actually, I thought it was pretty decent) pizza.

I think it started going downhill a couple years ago when they opened the bar and tried to trying to make the place classier by kicking out the street kids that were always hanging out. Roccos was not a classy place. It wasn't supposed to be. It was a grungy downtown hangout, and will be missed as such by those who truly appreciated it...............
Posted by Bitty on March 7, 2011 at 5:14 PM · Report
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Oh well. pizza was pretty aweful... I can't wait to see what kind of bland corporate boutique or bistro is sure to replace it.
Posted by lou weed on March 7, 2011 at 5:33 PM · Report
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Can the City find a way to preserve the Pabst Blue Ribbon/Vegan Pizza window as an important symbol of Millennial Portland?
Posted by Todd Mecklem on March 7, 2011 at 5:50 PM · Report
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What a great spot for a coffee franchise.

/ducks
Posted by meepiticus on March 7, 2011 at 6:20 PM · Report
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Sure, the pizza wasn't winning any blue ribbons, but now I'm back to spending 30+ bucks for cold pies delivered from
lonesome's. So, Rocco's will definitely be missed at my house.
Posted by Lewcifer on March 7, 2011 at 6:58 PM · Report
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Finally found this thing I made last year with a pic of the Rocco's window:

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5220/550834…
Posted by Todd Mecklem on March 7, 2011 at 7:46 PM · Report
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Sad to see more of the old punk/goth/indie Portland disappear. I mean, they had terrible pizza, but the nostalgia factor is through the roof with that place. No doubt it'll be turned into more gentrified Portland crap as the Pearl inches south.
Posted by donkey on March 7, 2011 at 7:53 PM · Report
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Well played Todd, well played. I would have eaten there if they'd actually had vegan pizza by the slice. Any pizzeria can make an entire pizza without cheese. The sign was false advertising.
Posted by Fruit Cup on March 7, 2011 at 8:19 PM · Report
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I used to eat there 1-2 times a week when I worked an Ad Agency gig in the Pearl-- I knew my detestable yuppie coworkers would never set foot in the joint, so it was a safe lunch option. Also-- a slice and a beer for under $5? Amazing. Yeah, the pizza sucked and gave me horrible gas, but it was a great place to kill a couple hours reading the newspaper while they played the same pop-punk mix CD for the billionth time.

I'm sure the food cart explosion put some pressure on their sales. Gotta wonder if the bar venture next door was the final nail in the coffin-- the one time I stopped in, it was totally devoid of personality.

Nevertheless, it was a great place to people-watch and a rad holdout against the chain shit spreading in from the other side of Burnside. (I'm sure the building will house a GAP wannabe before long-- who else could afford the rent?) It was a staple of my early days working downtown, people watching and stinking up my cublicle with rotten garlic farts. Gonna miss it.
Posted by Chunty McHutchence on March 7, 2011 at 9:39 PM · Report
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Rocco's was all about location. There is hardly a better place to people watch in all the city. It's going to be fun hearing all of the old stories from before the renovation of that intersection. I worked at Reading Frenzy for a year in the late 90's, but gave up on their pizza after about a month. Government cheese with a thousand pound crust. Still, I would always stop in at least once a year for a beer and the ambiance, which was pretty good for where it was. It was a late hold out for "15 years-ago" Portland, before rents got nutty, and I still wanted to spend an afternoon downtown. Warts and all.. RIP.
Posted by sweetjimmyt on March 7, 2011 at 10:56 PM · Report
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I worked there for a couple of years right before they opened the bar next door. It was one of the best jobs ever...except the part when the owner stole money from us the whole time by skimming our paychecks. "They didn't know where the money was going."?!?! Ha! I have many fond memories of kicking out drunk assholes and rocking out to metal. I didn't really like metal before but I learned to love it working there. It's a pizza place thing. I became such a Maiden convert that when I was interviewing someone for a counter position one of my questions was "do you like Iron Maiden?" They didn't have to say yes but they weren't gonna get the job if they said no. That's just how it was at Rocco's. METAL!
Posted by charlie24hr on March 8, 2011 at 12:41 PM · Report
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The billions of food carts that have taken over downtown definitely offer tastier grub when you're eating lunch on the cheap, but the gritty ambiance at Rocco's was awesome. I guess there aren't too many grungy alternative punk rockers that appreciate bad pizza and Pabst hanging out in the Pearl these days. Hope they put in something cool to take it's place- it's a killer location.
Posted by alloy1028 on March 8, 2011 at 12:51 PM · Report
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Good riddance to bad wingnuts - their owners are crazy Mel Gibson-esque Catholic wingnuts.
Posted by LawyerPepper on March 8, 2011 at 2:10 PM · Report
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I am super sad that Rocco's has closed. I loved their vegan pizza the compost heap. It was piled high with delicious veggies and was covered in delicious sauce. In my opinion the best vegan pizza in all of Portland is now lost. Weepweepweep.
Posted by HerpyMcDerpy on April 3, 2011 at 10:26 PM · Report

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