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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Five Times Faster, Five Times Most Furiouser!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Mar 8, 2011 at 2:28 PM

Anyone who thinks the Toy Story franchise is better than the Fast & Furious squeee-quals… well, that person is a medical idiot. ("Medical idiot" is a term my Aunt Jackie used back in Alabama to separate the merely stupid from the deeply and irrevocably idiotic. As in "medical doctors have come to a definitive conclusion that this person is an idiot.") For proof, I give thee the new trailer for Fast Five (known among aficionados of the franchise as either, "Five Times the Fastness and Furious Furiousity" or "Faster Five! Furiouser, Furiouser, Furiouser!" Check this shit out... that is, if you can take all this fastness and/or furiousness—TIMES FIVE!!!

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