IT'S A BIEBER/SLAYER SHIRT, YA'LL!!!
Buy it here! It's pretty cool, isn't it? You'd TOTALLY wear this shirt, wouldn't you? Which means you'd TOTALLY start hanging around with me again, because frankly, ever since I started this whole "Bieber Beat" gig, I've lost a lot of friends. I don't know... The people I used to hang out with just kind of seem to avoid me now, you know? But I figure, if there's a cool Bieber shirt or something, you could wear it...like, you know... "ironically," or something? And I could still wear mine "unironically"—but nobody would have to know that! We could totally hang out again! Right, guys?
I said, "RIGHT, GUYS??"
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