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Thursday, March 10, 2011

Here's a Justin Bieber Shirt You'll Wear!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 10:13 AM

IT'S A BIEBER/SLAYER SHIRT, YA'LL!!!

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Buy it here! It's pretty cool, isn't it? You'd TOTALLY wear this shirt, wouldn't you? Which means you'd TOTALLY start hanging around with me again, because frankly, ever since I started this whole "Bieber Beat" gig, I've lost a lot of friends. I don't know... The people I used to hang out with just kind of seem to avoid me now, you know? But I figure, if there's a cool Bieber shirt or something, you could wear it...like, you know... "ironically," or something? And I could still wear mine "unironically"—but nobody would have to know that! We could totally hang out again! Right, guys?
I said, "RIGHT, GUYS??"

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