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Thursday, March 10, 2011

Mercury / Ethics What's in Alison's Desk Drawer?

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 3:58 PM

Thanks to everyone who voted in our earlier poll entitled, "Whose Desk Drawer Would You Like to Snoop Inside?" The winner by a somewhat wide margin (at least by the 3:30 pm cut off) was arts editor Alison Hallett. SO! What do you say we take a sneaky peek inside Alison's drawer?

OMG!!!!!
  • "OMG!!!!!"

As you can see, the contents of Alison's drawer includes 1) tea candy, 2) ginger chews, 3) a mostly demolished dark chocolate candy bar, 4) a bicycle map, 5) a list of Alison's greatest regrets/failures thus far in life, 6) a DVD of Les Mis, and 7) The Glee CD "Road to Sectionals."

In other words, SNOOOOOOOOORE!!!

HOWEVER! Guess what I found in her other drawer?? HOLY SHIT. (Incriminating photo after the jump!)

OMG!!!!!
  • "OMG!!!!!"

1) a loaded gun, 2) High School Musical hand sanitizer, 3) a nearly empty flask that smells like lighter fluid, 4) an amputated finger, 5) a bloody funnel, 6) a condom, 7) a harmonica, and 8) some sort of steampunk masturbation device from the 1850s.

THE MORE YOU KNOW, amirite?

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