Well, This Is Bad Timing.
Good Job, Japan! Strict building codes and efficient evacuation saved lives in Japan, which also including declared emergency at a nuclear plant.
Quitting Qaddafi: While he continues to bomb his own people, the EU may decide to demand Muammar Qaddafi step down.
"Ridiculous and Stupid": A Clinton aide says the Pentagon is stupidly persecuting WikiLeaker Bradley Manning.
Union Buster: Despite the protest of thousands, Wisconsin's Governor Walker signs the dreaded anti-union bill.
Legal Headache: The FDA takes over three Tylenol plants that were apparently refusing to comply with federal health laws.
"The King of Tablets": People are fondling the new iPad lovingly.
AOL Cuts 900 Jobs: After buying Huffington Post, AOL boots 900 employees.
A Remade Man: A Boston mobster turns out west rancher.
Not to Judge, But... Would you believe this guy led a pedophile sex cult?
And Today in Crazy: A man who has 82 tattoos of Julia Roberts.