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SQUEEE or SQUICKY? by Jonathan Lipnicki



Monday, March 14, 2011

God Gives Japan "a Little Shake" to Punish the Atheists

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 2:13 PM

In this clip, a supposedly devout Christian celebrates the ongoing tragedy in Japan, because... well, you know, they asked for it! They are a country of atheists after all, and since God is so great, and so awesome, he decided to just give Japan a little shake... you know, just enough to wake them up and let them know they're going to hell. (Oh! And mark your calendars for this Easter, American atheists! Because you're going to wake up and find a little surprise in your basket: EASTER EGGS OF ETERNAL DAMNATION!!!)

Dear actual Christians: curb your animals.
via JMG

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