Satirizing Portland and More with State Fair of the Union
The rain is pouring down outside, I have a slight headache, and then I saw this on the internet.
It's a Japanese panda clutching onto a policeman's leg in terror following last week's earthquake. I saw this, and was suddenly and overwhelmingly consumed by grief, and said to myself, "FUCK THIS ["this" being life]. I am so fucking sick of everything!"
Then I saw something that turned everything around for me again. Watch the glass door.
You are a cruel and unusual internet, Internet. But I think I'll keep you around.
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