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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Further Proof Suri Cruise Gets Everything

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Mar 16, 2011 at 3:13 PM

From TMZ: Pictures of four-year-old Suri Cruise in Katie's arms eating a box of "Penis Gummies."

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God! Why does Suri Cruise get everything? Is it because she's rich? Does the church of Scientology require you to eat Penis Gummies as some sort of ritual? All I know is that IT'S NOT FAIR, and I would literally KILL to have a mouth full of penises to gum on right now. (Wait... did I say that right?)

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