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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Mar 16, 2011 at 9:28 AM

And the hits just keep on comin'! Japan suspects that a second nuclear reactor may have ruptured and is emitting deadly radiation.

50 Japanese workers are remaining onsite, and are thought to be the country's last line of defense against possible nuclear catastrophe. (No pressure, guys.)

Riot police and military troops use tanks, helicopters and machine guns to remove Bahrain demonstrators, while in Libya, Qaddafi forces pull out the stops to attack the last rebel stronghold in the region.

A CIA contractor who killed two Pakistani men is released after the families of the deceased are paid a whopping 1.4 million by the United States. YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!

OH, NO! One of my fave West Coast singers Nate Dogg has passed away from multiple strokes at the age of 41. Here's his best known contribution to the game, "Regulate."

The Blazers beat Dallas in another squeaker, 104-101. Check out all the high-and-lowlights from Tony Perez' B-town b-ball coverage last night.

Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: SURPRISE! MORE RAIN. (Things are looking somewhat better for the weekend, however, so put away the noose.)

And finally, here's a tribute cake to celebrate the upcoming nuptials of Prince William and Kate Middleton. AHHHH!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE! (Okay, maybe I'll eat the shit out of it... but then I'm going to KILL IT WITH FIRE!!)


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