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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

In Which a Badass New Game of Thrones Trailer Renders Me Utterly Useless to Anyone

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Wed, Mar 16, 2011 at 3:44 PM

I was going to be all, "Hmm, my my, wouldn't you know it appears HBO still doesn't seem to be marketing this to anyone who hasn't already read the books upon which it is based," but then, at about 35 seconds in, that "Epic Trailer Music" started, and then, at at about 1:22, Ol' Beardy Baratheon started ranting about "FEEEEEAR AN' BLUUUUD" and then, at 1:51, there were boobs, and that's when I decided screw you guys who actually have lives and can't be bothered to read all 45,032 pages of these books, I don't care what you guys think, I just want to watch Game of Thrones right this goddamn second.

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