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Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Oh, You Kids! Stupid, Stupid Baby: The Toy Dinosaur
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Mar 16, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Yet more proof that babies are the most fucking stupid idiots on the planet. (Seriously, guys! When are you gonna figure this out? I'm starting to think you're as stupid as they are.) ANYWAY! Check out this drooling moron of a baby who is so terrified of his Toy Story dinosaur... that HE KEEPS TURNING IT BACK ON. Here's hoping he doesn't look in a mirror and sees himself wearing that idiotic dinosaur suit—I don't think the rental company will take it back if he shits in it.
JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S ONE STUPID, STUPID BABY!!
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