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Friday, March 18, 2011

I, Anonymous: An Open Letter to Stuck-Up American Bitches

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Fri, Mar 18, 2011 at 12:20 PM

Yes, this is a real I, Anonymous. We can't make this shit up:

Fuck you for being so full of yourselves. Yeah, you do a great job making yourself look so hot, and then you are totally offended when guys are attracted to you and flirting with you. If you don't want members of the opposite sex to be hitting on you all day, which you are so obviously sick of, then stop fucking dolling yourself all up and wearing skin tight clothes that reveal all the parts of your body that we are so interested in! You American women need to get over this pussy on a pedestal syndrome! I have dated several non-American chicks, and EVERY ONE OF THEM was much more laid back (no pun intended!) and open minded about sex! GET OVER YOURSELF! So you have a fucking snatch between your legs, CONGRATULATIONS! So does HALF of the entire human population! So next time a guy has the balls to approach you in a sweet and respectable way, think about NOT rolling your eyes and turning your back on him. Instead of acting like a total bitch, try politely smiling at him at the least. Besides, your self-absorbed sexier-than-thou stuck up attitude is certainly not worth my valuable time and energy!

Do you suppose this letter came from Dimitri? Either way I can't decide if I'm scared or sorry or offended. How 'bout you?

I, Anonymous: What types of bitches make you mad?

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