It's every parent's worst nightmare: Your child comes out as a Yankee fan. I mean, how humiliating is that? To suddenly discover your baby is unrepentantly STUPID enough to like the fucking WORST baseball team in the world? As a parent, what do you do? You can't abort 'em—it's too late! I guess you just have to somehow convince the little idiot the stupidity of his ways, and... oh, what? Now you're gonna CRY about it? Yeah, why don't you just go ahead and CRY, you stupid little Yankees loving baby! RED SOX 4-EVAH!!!

Stupid Yankee loving baby.