The pile of weird, wondrous (only occasionally bullshitty) ephemera just keeps on growing, and we're gonna sell it ALL at the Mercury Charity Yard Sale, this coming Sunday (April 10) at 11 am - 5 pm at the current Mercury offices (605 NE 21st Ave). Books! CDs! DVDs! Videogame equipment! Kung Fu Panda promotional items! A scary baby doll trapped in a bird's cage! And so much more!

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"So much more what," you say? How about items bearing celebrity autographs? Check out a few after the jump!

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A weird wooden seagull painting autographed by Kato Kaelin—one of the key witnesses in the O.J Simpson murder trial! (He visited our office. Kato, that is—not O.J.!)

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An autographed poster of Rihanna! (This was before she issued restraining orders against us and Chris Brown.)

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Yes, sir! That IS an autographed photo of Mario Lopez. (Still working on getting one of Mr. Belding.)

ALL OF THE MERCURY'S MOST CHERISHED MEMORIES! ON SALE! SO CHEAP! FOR CHARITY! SEE YOU THERE!