Three things to know about this Mercury Charity Yard Sale thingy we're throwing this Sunday (April 10) from 11 am to 5 pm, at the Merc office/portal to several alternate universes (605 NE 21st Ave):
1) IT'S FOR CHARITY! In particular it's to benefit the rescue and support of animals affected by the Japanese tsunami and earthquake, so come on down, and buy everything you can get your hands on!
2) We're doing this thing RAIN OR SHINE! In fact, if it's raining (and it probably will), we'll hold the yard sale inside the warm toasty Mercury office. SO COME ON IN!
3) Now I previously said we were collecting some weird shit—but now things are getting super weird. Examples:

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Random bicycle helmets, an (unopened) box of Vivarin, and... what's that in the back? Oh, an award ribbon for "being able to dress ourselves."

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A book entitled "Diary of a Teenage Girl" and a can of... something. May be malt liquor, may be motor oil! Buy it, drink it, and see!

And the most awesome yard sale item yet... AFTER THE JUMP!

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The awesomeness speaks for itself.

WE'LL SEE YOU (AND YOU WALLET) ON SUNDAY!