Okay, people! You've had plenty of warning, but I'll fire one last squirt across your bow. THE MERCURY CHARITY YARD SALE IS THIS SUNDAY—RAIN OR SHINE!
If the weather stinks, we'll be having it inside the Mercury's earthly offices at 605 NE 21st Ave, that's one block north of Sandy on 21st. We'll be in business from 11 am - 5 pm, with half-off pricing from 4-5! AND all the proceeds are going to charity. So can the haggling, skinflint.
We've got CDs, DVDs, weird magazines, promotional items out the ass, strange artwork, a huge cigar humidifier/trophy case, somewhat ratty furniture, book shelves, toys, dirty toys, extinct videogame systems, and (phew) SERIOUSLY A SHIT TON OF ODD STUFF! Here's a tiny sampling.
For even more dangerous items, hit the jump!
DON'T MISS THE MOST BIZARRE SALE OF THIS OR ANY SEASON: THE MERCURY CHARITY YARD SALE! BE THERE!!
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