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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Poll / Ethics Let's Judge the Level of Your Immorality!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Apr 13, 2011 at 3:15 PM

With the progression of society, we have lost the ability to do a lot of fun—albeit immoral by today's standards—things. And overall? This is a very good thing, and because of it, we are a more humane and civilized people. That being said, I may intellectually hate jet skis—and yet, I would give my left testicle to cut some water cookies with one in Walden Pond.
SO! Let's take a poll that will secretly gauge the level of our repressed immorality.

 

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I'm assuming your definition of a hummer and mine are the same. So yes, definitely, I would take a hummer.
Posted by pdxMB on April 13, 2011 at 4:12 PM · Report
2
8 way tie. who in their right mind wouldn't fool around with an uzi, hummer or ATV? I love midgets!Are these activities too fun for Portlanders? GOOD ! more eagle feather jumpsuits for me!
Posted by foolish on April 13, 2011 at 4:13 PM · Report
3
Hey, I don't remember seeing you at my last birthday party. I told you not to mention anything you saw there.
Posted by theterminizer on April 13, 2011 at 4:51 PM · Report
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If there´s still chance, Id take the "Squirrel Flying Suit", that made it´s appearance a while on these editorial pages. You know, the guy with the wings, jet-motor and helmet cam.
Posted by Leaky on April 13, 2011 at 4:52 PM · Report
5
The MeckHummer!

No, maybe not. Sounds a little too much like a cut-rate sexual service.
Posted by Todd Mecklem on April 13, 2011 at 7:03 PM · Report
6
Duh, the Uzi.. then you TAKE the other things. I really thought someone would have beat me to that already.
Posted by PDXwahine on April 13, 2011 at 10:42 PM · Report
7
Huh? That sounds like my normal summer weekend party. Yeah thanks for reminding me to line up the Cinco party entertainment.
Posted by Rosy on April 14, 2011 at 1:39 PM · Report

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