This is the cover image for the new Wayne Brady kids album on Walt Disney Records, which just turned up in a press release in my inbox.

I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS.

• Is Wayne Brady wearing suspenders?
• If he is wearing suspenders, is one allowed to wear suspenders over a vest like that?
• Why are his suspenders not attached to anything?
• Seriously, what the fuck is that thing? A cummerbund?
• Now that I'm looking closely at what he's wearing, what's going on in the pants department?
• Really. Like, in the right buttock region.
• No, your right. Brady's left.
• Is that... is that a..... dook?
• Why do these radios seem to be violently attacking him, especially the big one?
• The one in the back looks injured. This really seems terrifying for children.
• I AM SERIOUS HERE. IS THAT SHIT IN WAYNE BRADY'S PANTS, OR WHAT?