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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Puppy / Ethics How Can We Degrade Our Dog Today?: A Play in One Act

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Apr 20, 2011 at 10:13 AM

Her: Good morning, honey. Have you been thinking of a new way to degrade the dog today?
Him: Why, I certainly have! Let's dress him in underpants.
Her: Not bad, not bad... but let's flesh that idea out a little. How about we dress him in underpants, AND make him stand on a hay bale for two-and-a-half minutes?
Him: LOVE IT. Wait... wait... I'm getting an idea... how about we make him stand on a hay bale for two-and-a-half minutes, dress him in underpants, AND strap two baby bottles to him soooooo...
Him & Her: THE GOATS CAN SUCK ON THE BABY BOTTLES!!
Her: I love it!
Him: I love you!
Dog: Fuck you both, SO MUCH.

 

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Is that a pink scrunchie on the goat's face?
Posted by TWSS on April 20, 2011 at 10:40 AM · Report
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Goats are a lot like humans. They'll suck on anything.
Posted by Todd Mecklem on April 20, 2011 at 10:20 PM · Report

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