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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Oh, You Kids! / Puppy Stupid, Stupid Baby: "Stop Laughing at Me, You Stupid Baby!!"

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Apr 20, 2011 at 2:57 PM

For some reason, today the internet is all about dog degradation. And in this episode of "Stupid, Stupid Baby," an obviously brain damaged infant can't stop laughing and laughing and laughing at—NOT "WITH" MIND YOU—AT the family dog who is only... ohhhh, I don't know... TRYING TO SAVE YOUR STUPID UNWORTHY LIFE, YOU STUPID FUCKING BABY!!!
(P.S. The argument could be made that bubbles can't actually kill a baby... but neither the baby or the dog know that!!)


Goddammit. Stupid, stupid baby. (And poor degraded doggie.)

 

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My dachshund goes nuts chasing a laser pointer dot all over. He knows where I keep it and he will comew and bug me till I let him chase the dot. I think he is addicted to it.
Posted by ujfoyt on April 20, 2011 at 3:44 PM · Report
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Steve, you seem to be very concerned today about dogs being degraded and humiliated. I believe it might be due to excessive celebration of 4/20.

You should exorcise this morbid level of empathy for canines by humiliated *yourself* even more than you normally do every day. I suggest a public outing (pub crawl? nursing home open mike night?) wearing this costume:

http://www.halloweencostumes.org/adult-los…
Posted by Todd Mecklem on April 20, 2011 at 8:03 PM · Report
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humiliated=humiliating

typos=humiliating
Posted by Todd Mecklem on April 20, 2011 at 8:52 PM · Report

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