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Monday, April 25, 2011

Poll Jesus vs. Thor: Another Legally Binding Blogtown Poll

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Apr 25, 2011 at 9:57 AM

This passive-aggressive note was pasted on top of a Thor movie poster.

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Look, I didn't know it was a competition, but... okay! If that's the way you Christians want it!

 

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1
FUCK THIS POLL!!! I WANTED TO VOTE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER!!! THIS IS A SET-UP!
Posted by Graham on April 25, 2011 at 10:21 AM · Report
2
Comic Book Thor and Loki or mythological Thor and Loki?
Posted by Fruit Cup on April 25, 2011 at 10:29 AM · Report
3
Cup, let's keep theological controversies out of this.
Posted by Todd Mecklem on April 25, 2011 at 10:37 AM · Report
4
Crom... but I seldom pray to him, he doesn't listen. He is strong! If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, "What is the riddle of steel?" If I don't know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me. That's Crom, strong on his mountain!

Crom laughs at your four choices. He laughs from his mountain.
Posted by The Immortal Goon on April 25, 2011 at 10:57 AM · Report
5
Hmmm... one's got a hammer and the other is wearing nails. I think we know how this competition ends.
Posted by Pangloss on April 25, 2011 at 10:59 AM · Report
6
Not even close...
Posted by eastside on April 25, 2011 at 11:09 AM · Report
7
Can I write-in Beta Ray Bill?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_Ray_Bill
Posted by Erik Henriksen on April 25, 2011 at 11:35 AM · Report
8
Thor is my homeboy.
Posted by Joneser on April 25, 2011 at 11:43 AM · Report
9
#5 - GENIUS!
Posted by dimag05 on April 25, 2011 at 12:17 PM · Report
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[ http://macskeptic.com/i/gt/u/wp-content/up… ]

'Nuff said, true believers.
Posted by Number Six on April 25, 2011 at 12:51 PM · Report
11
While we never got a Lee/Kirby Jesus vs. Thor comic -- it would have sold BILLIONS -- I would like to point out this somewhat related Jesus vs. Zeus smackdown courtesy of Robert Napton and Ed Benes: http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2…

Jesus eventually wins, but only because Zeus was unable to turn into a duck and fuck him.
Posted by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli on April 25, 2011 at 3:47 PM · Report
12
I'd have to see what Jack Kirby came up with for Jesus and Satan's costumes before I could vote on this.
Posted by dmitrir on April 25, 2011 at 5:50 PM · Report
13
What´s the deally yo! I pray to the whole 90´s X-Force team everyday still and that´s that! ( I bet if I would have said Wolverine it would have sounded less weird to you...)
Posted by Leaky on April 25, 2011 at 5:53 PM · Report
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