G-dammit!! Right when I was at the height of my jingoistic "AMERICA IS BETTER THAN EVERYTHING AND EVERYBODY" fervor, Japan had to come along and kick our asses in the "countries that produce the best practical jokes" arena. Seriously, I'm not exactly sure how this dude stopped his heart from leaping out of his throat and dashing off down the street. (Though I'm pretty sure I smell some poopy in his "pantsu.")