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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Drugs / Hillbilly Why You Probably Shouldn't Snort Bath Salts

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, May 3, 2011 at 10:14 AM

Unless, of course, you WANT to be caught murdering a goat dressed in women's underwear. From the Charleston (West Virginia) Gazette:

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Man, goats are fucking awesome. Sucks that this guy killed the goat. Hopefully the meat is still edible; wouldn't want it to go to waste.
Posted by Graham on May 3, 2011 at 10:19 AM · Report
2
Wait a minute, "a goat dressed in women's underwear"? Your screwy syntax created a disturbing (and disturbingly *intriguing*) image, WSH.
Posted by Todd Mecklem on May 3, 2011 at 10:24 AM · Report
3
Best line: "It was just a scene."
Posted by Reymont on May 3, 2011 at 10:35 AM · Report
4
This is a thing now? Ugh, why did I ever have a child?
Posted by jim on May 3, 2011 at 10:37 AM · Report
5
Great, now we get a "Faces Of Bath Salts" campaign.
Posted by cat & beard on May 3, 2011 at 10:41 AM · Report
6
Yeah, this sounds like day 3.
Posted by Commenty Colin on May 3, 2011 at 11:30 AM · Report
7
so you can get high on bath salts...........
Posted by mole harvey on May 3, 2011 at 3:02 PM · Report
8
Thought my adblock had broke for a sec. Funny.
Posted by █ on May 3, 2011 at 3:16 PM · Report
9
I hear that even Andy Dick is offended.
Posted by Todd Mecklem on May 3, 2011 at 8:20 PM · Report

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