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Friday, May 6, 2011

Puppy Stupid, Stupid Dog: Playing Fetch... with a Statue.

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, May 6, 2011 at 9:44 AM

I don't even know why I'm writing this blog post. DOGS ARE FUCKING STUPID—this truth we hold to be self-evident. They are easily fooled by the fake throw, they freak out when an ambulance passes by, and they eat garbage as well as their own poop. In other words, you don't need any further convincing that dogs are just about as stupid as a jar full of gravel. HOWEVER! For those who do? There's this.


Stupid fucking dog.

 

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That statue is Alan Turing. The man who defeated the Nazis. Also invented the modern computer. Also a gay martyr.

That dog is homophobic (the stick is obviously a 'faggot').
Posted by Graham on May 6, 2011 at 9:56 AM · Report
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I swear you (WSH!) only exist to piss me off: "They are easily fooled by the fake throw, they freak out when an ambulance passes by, and they eat garbage as well as their own poop."

You've admitted to doing two of those things yourself. The anti-dog bias on blogtown has gone far enough. Until further notice, I'm boycotting blogtown and all blogtown affiliated sponsors and/or personalities.

In conclusion, YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID!
Posted by Sūṕër Ḉḩüñdŷ on May 6, 2011 at 10:18 AM · Report
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(BLOGTOWN QUIZ: Can anyone guess which two I've done?)
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on May 6, 2011 at 11:21 AM · Report
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I really don't believe that Humphrey eats his own poop. He just chews on it and then later discreetly spits it out somewhere... under house plants, in desk drawers, behind a pug...
Posted by Todd Mecklem on May 6, 2011 at 12:31 PM · Report
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I must admit that I have never before now heard the term "as dumb as a jar full of gravel". So expressive...
Posted by ujfoyt on May 6, 2011 at 2:03 PM · Report
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@Chundy: Are you counting eating poop and eating garbage as one or two things?
Posted by Graham on May 6, 2011 at 2:07 PM · Report
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Posted by kissmydress on May 6, 2011 at 7:57 PM · Report
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FOUND! A rare photo of Wm.™ Steven Humphrey chewing on his own poop!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2380/569795…
Posted by Todd Mecklem on May 7, 2011 at 5:54 PM · Report

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