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Friday, May 13, 2011

United Federation of Planets / SEX Star Trek Porn Features Picard's Flute, Is Better Than A Lot of Actual Star Trek Episodes

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Fri, May 13, 2011 at 4:27 PM

So The Thumbcast edited out all the sex from Star Trek: The Next Generation - A XXX Porn Parody, and the result? A 26-minute-long Star Trek fan film that's better than a good number of actual Star Trek episodes. Not too shabby, nerdporn auteurs! You've got a better story than half the actual Star Trek movies, a creepily in-depth knowledge of Star Trek continuity, Jean-Luc Picard's flute*, and a couple of cast members who totally upstage their more legitimate counterparts. I'll take this over "Sub Rosa" any day.

And the real version features boning! Thanks for the heads up, ComicsAlliance.

UPDATE: Hey, look! A contest! Details in the comment thread, nerds.

*Not a euphemism, surprisingly.

 

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Can't they come up with real parody titles for these anymore?
[url]http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/answers/a…]
Posted by geyser on May 13, 2011 at 4:32 PM · Report
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http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/answers/a…
Posted by geyser on May 13, 2011 at 4:34 PM · Report
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@geyser: Good call. Quick, everybody! CONTEST! Come up with a better title for the Star Trek: The Next Generation porn and leave it in this comment thread. On Monday at around noon, I'll dig up a (probably crappy) prize and award it to whoever came up with the best one, as decided by myself and Mercury news editor/Star Trek porn aficionado Denis C. Theriault.
Posted by Erik Henriksen on May 13, 2011 at 4:46 PM · Report
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"The Measure of a Man"

"Going Where Some Men (Okay, A Lot of Men) Have Gone Before"

"A Fistful of Datas"
Posted by Zed on May 13, 2011 at 5:03 PM · Report
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"Star Trek: The Next 'Jaculation"

or

"Star Trek: The Sexed Generation"

or

"Star Trek: Deeper Space Nine"
Posted by frenchpunk on May 13, 2011 at 5:05 PM · Report
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How about some real Trek titles that work as porn titles?

Bisexual Trek: The Best of Both Worlds.
Lesbian Trek: Where No Man Has Gone Before.
Virgin Deflowering Trek: The Undiscovered Country
Twin Porn Trek: Mirror, Mirror
Kink Trek: The Cage
Orgy Trek: Mudd's Women
Fucked Up Hannibal Lecter Style Grindhouse Trek: What Are Little Girls Made of?
Cumshot Trek: Space Seed
Anal Trek: Turnabout Intruder
Posted by The Right Reverend Rocktimus Prime on May 13, 2011 at 5:14 PM · Report
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Star Trek: The Next Penetration
Posted by Etchasketchist on May 13, 2011 at 5:17 PM · Report
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Star Trek: The Oral Series
Star Trek: The Next Penetration
Star Trek: Deep Throat 69
Star Trek: Voyeur
Star Trek: Asian Teen Trannie Whores in Space
Posted by Etchasketchist on May 13, 2011 at 5:29 PM · Report
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Star Trek: Balls Deep In It So You Don't Have To
Posted by geyser on May 13, 2011 at 5:29 PM · Report
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The Stroking Picture
The Wrath of Cock
The Search for Cock
The Voyage to Bone
Touch My Cunt Here
The Undiscovered Cunt
Penetrations
First Contact
His Erection
Nemesis Sucked Dick
Posted by Chris Freeman on May 13, 2011 at 6:42 PM · Report
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Intercourse at Farpoint. The pitch: every scene ends up as a kind of weird, kind of annoying threesome with John de Lancie.
Posted by Kyle! on May 13, 2011 at 8:03 PM · Report
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Your Swedish Erotica 24th Century classics:

Les Crushers: Ménage à Quatre Avec Trois et Jean-Luc (disponible en France et Québec)

MILF Wars: Down and Out in Beverly's Hills

Borgy and Wes

Pisster Data

Captain PicHardon & the Holodeck Whores of Riker's Island
Posted by Todd Mecklem on May 13, 2011 at 8:24 PM · Report
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No film title but if we wormhole into autobiographies of actors:
Leonard B-boy's "I am not Cock", and the follow up "I am Cock" would be a big hit.
Posted by El Stunto on May 13, 2011 at 10:13 PM · Report
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Oh shit! It's really good! I'm actually really surprised I'm not being more critical about the actors portrayals. Really the only two things bothering me is Tasha's wig and Picard's accent being the wrong kind of british.
Posted by BruceWang on May 13, 2011 at 10:45 PM · Report
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Ah, Bruce, but the "wrong kind of British" can be *oh so right*!
Posted by Todd Mecklem on May 13, 2011 at 11:02 PM · Report
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Erik didn't know today was my birthday. But he got me a present anyway.
Posted by Denis C. Theriault on May 13, 2011 at 11:15 PM · Report
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Givin' her all she's got.
Encounter and Pon Farpoint (get it?)
Gornography
The inner tight
Whorta
Keeping up with the Cardasians
Assimilate this!
My Borg's Hot Queen
The Screwtral zone
The one where Chekov gets hurt
Posted by Marq on May 13, 2011 at 11:18 PM · Report
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Oh my, that's hilarious.
Posted by Fruit Cup on May 14, 2011 at 10:43 AM · Report

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