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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Puppy Stupid, Stupid Beagle: Catch the Ball, You Stupid Beagle!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, May 17, 2011 at 2:59 PM

Let it now and for evermore be known that PUGS ARE STUPID, CORGIS ARE STUPID, AND BEAGLES ARE STUPID, TOO. Check out this stupid, stupid beagle for example, who is so goddamn stupid, it takes him like 20 tries to catch a ball! (To make matters worse, this is a JAPANESE beagle, who are supposed to be so much smarter than American beagles, right? What happened, Japan?? You're slipping.)

 

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1
super cute
Posted by boxcar on May 17, 2011 at 3:16 PM · Report
2
I can't wait till Super chundy sees this.
Posted by Graham on May 17, 2011 at 3:26 PM · Report
3
I've never commented on these "stupid ____" rants of yours, Steve, but this is just too fucking much.

THAT DOG ISN'T STUPID

YOU'RE STUPID.

NO CALLBACKS.
Posted by Joneser on May 17, 2011 at 3:57 PM · Report
4
My guess is the Dog is playing goalkeeper. Only one got past him.
Posted by Leaky on May 17, 2011 at 4:06 PM · Report
5
What's up with the unwarranted taunting of the Japanese people? Haven't they been through enough without also having to be dragged into this regrettable blogtown feature?

WSH, you better hope that the dog owners on blogtown don't figure out were you live. Because if we do, every dog (and dog owner) within a 10mile radius will use your front yard as a bathroom.

For the record, pugs *are* stupid. That's a scientific fact.


Posted by Sūṕër Ḉḩüñdŷ on May 17, 2011 at 5:05 PM · Report
6
New Timbers goalkeeper?
Posted by kowalabearhugs on May 17, 2011 at 6:22 PM · Report
7
LOL
Posted by Leaky on May 17, 2011 at 6:49 PM · Report
8
The puppies name is PUDDING.
Good girl Pudding!!
Posted by frankieb on May 17, 2011 at 8:25 PM · Report
9
its cool to be nice to animals!
also,
THAT DOG ISN'T STUPID

YOU'RE STUPID.
Posted by ntrecek on May 18, 2011 at 10:52 PM · Report

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