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Thursday, May 19, 2011

Schwarzenegger's Lovechild Ruins Everything

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Thu, May 19, 2011 at 4:05 PM

Above: An artists interpretation of Arnold Schwarzenegger and his forbidden lovechild
  • Above: An artist's interpretation of Arnold Schwarzenegger and his forbidden lovechild

Remember the jaw-droppingly stupid The Governator? IT'S BEEN TERMINATED™. Says MSNBC:

Former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger put his movie comeback on hold Thursday as he deals with fallout from his affair with his housekeeper and braces for what could be a costly divorce.

A statement from Schwarzenegger's office said the former Terminator star has asked his talent agency to put all his motion picture projects that are currently under way or being negotiated on hold until further notice.

"Gov. Schwarzenegger is focusing on personal matters and is not willing to commit to any production schedules or timelines," the statement said. "This includes Cry Macho, the Terminator franchise and other projects under consideration. We will resume discussions when Gov. Schwarzenegger decides."

Tragic. Now there's no telling when we'll get to see Cry Macho, "a drama about a down-on-his-luck horse trainer who is hired to kidnap a 9-year-old boy."

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