"Yes, yes, you're correct of course—I was a highly decorated and respected military officer for the Rebel Alliance," Admiral Ackbar said in a recent interview, speaking to me from his palatial oceanfront villa on Mon Calamari. "But there came a point where I had to ask myself: Where does one go from here? I considered finally getting around to writing my memoirs, or perhaps serving the New Republic as an ambassador or adviser. Ultimately, however, I decided that the best use of my time was to ride the bus every single day—not to anywhere in particular, mind, just to wherever it might be going—and annoy the living fuck out of anyone who had the misfortune to sit across the aisle from me."
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