Tomorrow night sees two Rose City Rollers teams battle it out, with the cold-as-steel Heartless Heathers vs. the Axle Roses of the Guns N Rollers. This is basically a battle for third place as the Guns N Rollers have been going through a losing stretch—a lot of their players are pretty green, but they're rapidly improving. Plus GNR has a secret weapon tucked into their pink leopard-print spandex, and her name is Scald Eagle. Tomorrow night at the Hangar (Sat, 6 pm, $14-20, tickets here).
BTW my parents loved roller derby when I dragged them to the Hangar last weekend for the squeaker of a bout between the Break Neck Betties and the victorious High Rollers. For the record, my mom did not call anyone "a little fucker." Apparently I misheard her. She would very much like you to know this information.
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