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Monday, May 23, 2011

Gwyneth Paltrow isn't Worth as Much as She Thinks

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, May 23, 2011 at 1:29 PM

According to the New York Post, Gwyneth Paltrow's potential recording deal with Atlantic Records crumbled after she reportedly demanded a $1 million contract.

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Okay... stop laughing at me.
  • "Okay... stop laughing at me."

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(Wait... now I can't remember what I was laughing about.)

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