Don't forget to check out the new I, Anonymous Blog—completely written and populated by YOU, our angry, misunderstood readers! It's already received a poop-ton of submissions... so where's YOURS? Click here to submit your crazy rant or apologetic confession, and (after it's quickly checked to make sure there isn't any libelly-slandery stuff that will send all of us to prison forever) we'll immediately put it up on the site for the entire world to see!
OH! And we're in the process of building a rating system for each entry. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE? Thumbs up or down? Rating them 1-10? Full of shit/Not full of shit? (Note: Getting rid of it entirely so we won't be enabling further asshole behavior is not an option.)
UPDATE! We've added a few polls to some of the existing I, Anonymous submissions so you can vote on exactly how "full of shit" some of these people are! Try it, and if you'd like a poll attached to any particular submission, email us here!
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