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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Two Very Different Kinds of Terror

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Thu, May 26, 2011 at 10:14 AM

Shark Night 3D, in which a bunch of idiot kids who've never seen Jaws and therefore don't know NEVER TO GO INTO ANY BODY OF WATER FOR ANY PURPOSE WHATSOEVER go into a big body of water and—SURPRISE, SURPRISE—get eaten by sharks:

~ and ~

The Smurfs, in which some magical woodland Smurfs appear to get flushed down a magical woodland toilet, ending up in a movie more accurately titled Neil Patrick Harris' Shame:

Good luck sleeping tonight, Blogtown readers. And good luck looking at yourself in the mirror, Mr. Harris.

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