Shark Night 3D, in which a bunch of idiot kids who've never seen Jaws and therefore don't know NEVER TO GO INTO ANY BODY OF WATER FOR ANY PURPOSE WHATSOEVER go into a big body of water and—SURPRISE, SURPRISE—get eaten by sharks:
The Smurfs, in which some magical woodland Smurfs appear to get flushed down a magical woodland toilet, ending up in a movie more accurately titled Neil Patrick Harris' Shame:
Good luck sleeping tonight, Blogtown readers. And good luck looking at yourself in the mirror, Mr. Harris.
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