Somebody is sensitive. In response to a list of "dying cities" published by Newsweek in January, which placed Grand Rapids, Michigan at number 10 (New Orleans was number one, followed by Vallejo, CA—save the Marine World wales!—and a bunch of other likely suspects like Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Detroit, and Flint were listed), the city banded together to do a giant lip sync music video, in which they prove how very much alive they are, having hella dudes who play acoustic guitar and everything, albeit probably have too much time on their totally alive hands (proof: they chose "American Pie," which is the longest song on Earth). Anyway, it's making the rounds: