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Thursday, June 30, 2011

BREAKING: Lethal Rounds Mistakenly Loaded Into Beanbag Shotgun Used in Today's Police Shooting

Posted by Denis C. Theriault on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 6:48 PM

This explains why everyone was so tight-lipped in the immediate aftermath of today's officer-involved shooting. The Portland Police Bureau tonight released an updated account of what happened, and it contains a very troubling revelation:

The suspect did not comply with police commands and an officer fired a less-lethal beanbag shotgun five times. As officers were taking the suspect into custody, it was discovered that the less lethal beanbag shotgun was loaded with lethal shotgun rounds. Officers provided immediate medical care and called for an ambulance.

The bureau says five pellets hit the man in the hip area. His wounds are still considered non-life-threatening. Detectives also apparently don't know who he is yet.

We're all lucky the man's injuries weren't life threatening. The bureau says it's investigating how the mix-up happened and includes a general explanation of its safeguards, which, in this case, didn't work. The officer in the shooting has been with the police bureau for 15 years and will be placed on leave.

The Police Bureau began carrying less lethal beanbag shotguns in the mid-1990s. An incident like this has never occurred prior to today. Training protocols require the officers who are certified in this weapon to visually inspect each round. Lethal rounds are red and blue and less lethal rounds are yellow and clear in color. Officers are required to also do a safety check and load the weapon at the beginning of their shift.

"We are just at the beginning stages of this investigation," says Chief Michael Reese. "Our training protocols are designed to prevent this from happening. I have instructed supervisors to immediately remind every less lethal beanbag shotgun operator to visually inspect each round as they are loaded into the weapon and review less lethal beanbag shotgun training protocols."

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Spencer Puts Starters On Notice—Could KFC Start On Portland's Pine?

Posted by Brian Gjurgevich on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 5:40 PM

Could Eddie Johnson really start for Portland this weekend in place of Kenny Cooper?
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  • Could Eddie Johnson (The guy on the left. With the ball.) really start for Portland this weekend in place of All-Star nominee Kenny Cooper?

With less than a week left to get your votes in, Portland All-Star nominee Kenny Cooper may be more worried about his starting role for the Timbers this weekend than his shot at MLS' starting XI.

A five-match winless streak (and messy showing at oppressively-heated Dallas) has Portland coach John Spencer seething and talking lineup changes across the board for his team, with the chatter being the struggling forward on an eight-match scoreless skid (otherwise known as KFC) is a prime candidate for riding the Timbers' pine.

Spencer let it be known earlier this week that he wasn't "blowing smoke," and after today's practice, he gave The Oregonian's Geoffrey C. Arnold (who must've found a comfy seat and waited it out after the Timbers took the field more than an hour later than scheduled) enough indication to tweet this:

Johnson 4 Cooper. Zizzo 4 Nagbe Purdy 4 hall. Spencer said he's still thinking about changes.

Translation? Reserve-team striker Eddie Johnson could replace Cooper, throwback midfielder Sal Zizzo could start for rookie SuperDraft pick Darlington Nagbe and Gold Cup participant Steve Purdy could see time on defense for Jeremy Hall.

And if it's those regular starters potentially seeing their roles diminished, a few other struggling players must've picked things up between now and when Spencer said this on Tuesday:

"We're at the stage now where you're only as good as your next game. There's places up for grabs now. When you play as poorly as that, you can accept it as an off-day, but now we seem to be getting on the road and getting beat too easy at times. It's unacceptable. I told them that.

"For us, there's no guaranteed starters. You've got to earn your right to play this weekend. I've told them that I'm not blowing smoke, the time has come where maybe we need to freshen things up a bit."

I don't peg Spencer as the bluffing type, and the former English Premiere League forward certainly knows as much about a striker's mentality than anyone. But benching Cooper for Johnson? (As Spencer did at the start of Tuesday's practice) It might be just the right touch of tough love to snap the former U.S. National teamer out of his funk ... or it could further deflate the confidence of a guy who just hasn't been the same since Cooper lost his head after being pulled off a third attempt at a penalty kick against DC a month ago.

Scenes From 2011's Fourth Police Shooting

Posted by Denis C. Theriault on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 4:44 PM

Officials including Mayor Sam Adams and Police Chief Mike Reese discuss the details of the shooting before a police spokesman provides an update to reporters.
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  • Officials including Mayor Sam Adams and Police Chief Mike Reese discuss the details of the shooting before a police spokesman provides an update to reporters.
So we're still waiting for a more definitive initial accounting of today's non-lethal police shooting—the fourth shooting so far this year, and the ninth out of 10 since January 2010 involving someone battling some form of mental illness.

But after talking to neighbors and more witnesses, we do know a bit more than we did earlier this afternoon when I called in our last dispatch to Sarah. But first! A recap of the bare bones of that report for anyone who didn't read that post: Cops were called when a man was reported bothering children attending a day camp at Lair Hill Park in Southwest, with one caller reporting the man had a knife. The man was chased to a grassy spot behind Caro Amico, an Italian restaurant whose front entrance is up on SW Barbur but with parking down the hill on Naito. The man was shot by what cops say, so far, was one round. He was taken to a hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

Update 5:40 PM: KGW is reporting, according to an interview paramedics, that the man was bleeding from a gunshot wound to his leg and and was taken uphill to Oregon Health and Science University for treatment.

What's new?

Contrary to what one witness, Jay Smith, suggested, the man does not appear to have climbed from beneath an underpass along Naito east of Caro Amico. A camper down in the underpass—the underbelly of an entrance ramp leading from Barbur to northbound Naito—said no one matching the description of the man who was shot (long hair, black shorts, and a T-shirt) had been crashing there or had even run through there.

The camper said he heard someone scramble down from the road above onto Naito and then run toward Caro Amico.

"There was some yelling and screaming," said the man, who declined to give his name. "I caught a glimpse of him running by and then all of a sudden blam-blam-blam-blam"—four or five gunshots.

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Scott Sparling Reading Tonight

Posted by Ned Lannamann on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 4:29 PM


Local author Scott Sparling reads from his debut novel Wire to Wire at Powell's tonight. As mentioned in my review in this week's issue, it's a gripping, unique book, reminiscent of crime and noir and drug fiction, but also none of those; like Cormac McCarthy or Robert Stone or Denis Johnson, but also none of those; sad and funny and suspenseful—but again, none of those words seem to characterize the book adequately. Check out the book trailer above.

So yes, I highly recommend the book, and tonight's reading as well. In the interest of transparency, I need to state that Mercury Food Editor Tony Perez is Sparling's editor (you can see him in the trailer above as well); however, it should be noted that Perez has not bribed me with any drinks in recent memory (I seem to remember generously sharing a glass of fernet with him in the not-too-distant past, though) so I don't think that's colored my favorable perception of Sparling's work. Here's a playlist the author put together for Largehearted Boy to go along with the novel. Jimi Hendrix makes a few appearances in the text itself, but as you can tell from Sparling's playlist, Wire to Wire—which takes place largely in Michigan—has Bob Seger in its heart.

Scott Sparling reads at Powell's City of Books, 1005 W Burnside, tonight, 7:30 pm, FREE

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Tonight: Last Thursday

Posted by Matt Stangel on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 4:19 PM

While tonight's Last Thursday art walk should have plenty of street-level hoopla to stumble between, there are a number of new exhibits opening that I wanted to point out: FalseFront is hosting Michael Endo's Pain Scale; Screaming Sky has new work from Guy Burwell; Gloss Gallery brought in Angy Wills' Certain Absolutelessness; Together Gallery's Idea Board 3 features Jay Howell (who designed the characters for Bob's Burgers), Mark Warren Jacques, Timothy Karpinski, and others; and my top pick of the night goes to Appendix Space for Neverland, a collaborative installation by Daniel J. Glendening and Michael Welsh.

Click on past the jump for more info on Neverland.

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It's Happening Tonight!

Posted by Alison Hallett on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 4:15 PM

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—Surprising exactly no one, Portland's premier stoner comic, the hilarious Ron Funches, is behind No Pun Intendo, a night of videogame-themed stand-up. Defying all of the stereotypes that accompany "videogames" and "stoner," though, it's a well-organized show with a stellar lineup that includes McSweeney's contributor Mike Drucker and the ever-funny Ian Karmel. AH
Ground Kontrol, 511 NW Couch, 10 pm, FREE

DANCE MINUS DANCE—Ubiquitous guitar-strummer Nick Jaina is getting classy: His new work, performed tonight, is an epic piece based on a poem that will debut on stage in NYC with members of the New York City Ballet. But for the Portland crowd, it's "Dance, Plus Music, Minus Dance." Which means no ballerinas, but an opera singer instead! And a cello! SM
Alberta Rose Theatre, 3000 NE Alberta, 8 pm, $10

Your I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 3:59 PM

Huh. Apparently some people don't like clowns.

Dear delusional clown-folk people of Portland who wear floppy pants and still believe 'physical comedy' is a valid form of entertainment: Please find some terrible clown commune far far away from Portland and leave us in peace. CLOWNS SUCK. THE ART IS DEAD. YOU ARE BORING. YOUR COWORKERS DON'T CARE ABOUT IT.

Check out this and other similarly vitriolic rants—including one that's nice to cops!—on the new I, Anonymous blog.

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Don Frost Wins 2011 Comedy Competition, No Pun Intendo & More

Posted by Andrew R Tonry on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 3:32 PM

Finally, after a month of performing six nights a week, Don Front was named the winner of the 2011 Portland Comedy Contest. The trophy—and the accompanying $1000 first prize—went to the right guy.

As the contest wrapped at Harvey's Wednesday night it seemed the other comics knew what was coming. Frost entered with a basically insurmountable lead. Despite an impressive showing by runner-up Richie Stratton, whose manic depression, self-loathing, brash, and wired physical style proved rather consistent, Frost's off-the-cuff, wide-eyed, vein-bursting spontaneity was something all-together new, singular and violently marvelous.

I shot the video above (coming soon—it's uploading) on the first night of the finals. Then the group had just been cut to the final five: Frost, Stratton, Gabe Dinger, Rico and Mike Coletta. That night Frost came out on fire, setting a ferocious pace. I felt like he should've won the contest right then and there, on the strength of that set alone. From then on it seemed his to lose. Stratton took second place, followed by Dinger, Coletta, and Rico.

Winning the contest with such a touch-and-go style is testament to Frost's honing of a particularly difficult craft—he doesn't write traditional jokes and bits, but rather flies off the handle about whatever catches his mind's eye in the hyper-caffeinated moment.

A professional comic, Frost was happy to take the winnings, although he joked that they don't come close to accounting for a month's worth of work. As such, he plans to get back on the road immediately.

Once he returns, do yourself a favor and see him. For years Don Frost been one of Portland's very best stand ups. Now he's got the title to prove it.

Read on for No Pun Intendo, Ground Kontrol's talent-laden comedy showcase

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Get Up-AH! Sexy Miso Soup!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 3:14 PM

Who wants to see a Japanese commercial of James Brown selling Cup Noodle Miso Soup? (Seriously, James Brown could be reading the names on the Vietnam Memorial (to the tune of "Sex Machine") and I'd love it.


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Please Watch Rory Scovel and John Dore on the Conan O'Brien Show Last Night

Posted by Lindy West on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 2:46 PM

Genius. This makes me so happy.


Things That Are Fun To Say: "Benedict Cumberbatch." "Colin Firth." "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy."

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 2:28 PM

Here's the trailer for the adaptation of the John le Carré spy novel, which is directed by Tomas Alfredson, the same dude who directed the emoest of all emo vampire movies, Let the Right One In. And just in case having both Sherlock and Commissioner Gordon in an Alfredson spy flick wasn't badass enough, Tom Hardy's in it too. So... yeah. If I were a betting man, I'd say it's probably a pretty good bet this will be rad. TAKE IT TO VEGAS, BOOKIES!

I don't know why I shouted "TAKE IT TO VEGAS, BOOKIES!" up there. It doesn't really make sense. But I will probably be saying it some more. It's another thing that's fun to say.

Street Roots Gets Snazzy New Uniforms

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 2:10 PM

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Expect to see the homeless vendors of Street Roots looking a bit sharper this summer: The newspaper just used private donations to buy every seller a bright red hat and windbreaker.

The new duds are supposed to help distinguish Street Roots vendors from panhandlers, says the paper's Director Israel Bayer, adding that the request for outfits came from the vendors. "It's not mandatory to wear them, but for most of the vendors they have been very popular," says Bayer.

Rather than shamefully avoiding eye contact or pretending to talk on your cell phone, Street Roots put up this little list of how to support their homeless vendors, even if you don't buy a copy of the paper.

Lockout Coming: Say Goodbye to Basketball

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 1:59 PM

Aint no cure for the NBA lockout blues
  • Ain't no cure for the NBA lockout blues

Say goodbye to basketball for awhile. During a meeting this afternoon negotiations fell apart (when owners refused to take on the players in a high stakes game of one-on-one) meaning a NBA lockout is imminent. Today was the final day of the league's collective bargaining agreement—as everyone knows, no wearing white after the CBA ends—which means the NBA will go into a lockout at the stroke of midnight tonight.

Whether you side with the owners and their suspicious accounting methods or the players and their modest spending habits that we can all relate to, the distance between the two is quite extreme. Meaning this lockout might go on for a long, long time.

Some think the two sides will stop fussin' and feudin' in time for the season to begin in late October, while others (me) believe the lockout will stretch deep into 2012, giving the NBA its first shortened campaign since the 50-game 1998-99 season. Your leading Blazers scorer that season: Isaiah Rider. The sad part is that while the billionaires (owners) and millionaires (players) get in a money fight, there are countless team employees and arena staff (let's call them the hundredaires) that rely on a full NBA season to pay their bills.

Meanwhile, lowly bloggers like myself are left without a team to write about. So if anyone has a kickball team, ultimate frisbee squad, or laser tag league that needs coverage, let me know.

Naked Lady Parties Explained

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 1:14 PM

Just when I think everyone must know what a Naked Lady Party is, I turn around and find someone (usually a dude, because as the name suggests, dudes are generally not invited) asking what the what. Fortunately, the folks down at Golden Rule have taken it upon themselves to write out these handy FAQs in advance of their own Naked Lady Party, going down tonight at the shop at 7 pm. It's open to the public, so feel free to grab your has-beens and make some new friends. (If, that is, you're a lady.)

Q: What is a naked lady party?
A: Folks gather all the clothes they don't want anymore and bring them to a designated location. Everyone dumps their clothes on the floor/furniture and start trying on stuff. At the end of the night all attendees leave with new stuff taken from other attendees, and the host donates everything that remains.

Q: Will I get good stuff?
A: It depends on who comes and what they bring. Sometimes you'll score a pair of $200 jeans, or a pair of $500 shoes, other times you'll take home just a few comfy basics. The more people who come, and the more they bring, the better stuff there'll be!

Q: Does it cost?
A: NO! There is no charge for admission and no cost for the clothing you take away. Basically it's a night of free shopping!

Q: Do people really get naked?
A: YES! Most attendees do get naked at least down to their bras and underwear. More modest attendees might wear spandex or something to try stuff on over.

Q: Is there food and drink?
A: Yes, adult beverages will be provided by the host. Attendees are welcome to bring potluck-style food for everyone to share, but it is not mandatory. Bring food if you want, don't if you don't want to.

Q: What if my clothes aren't as good as everyone else's?
A: Bring them anyway. First of all, no one will know they're yours. Secondly, that saying, "One person's trash is another person's treasure," really holds true. Thirdly, who cares! This is your chance to get clothes you like better!

Q: What happens to everything no one wants?
A: Sometimes attendees take their own clothes home to sell elsewhere, or they hold onto them for future naked lady parties. It is the hosts' responsibility to donate everything else.

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Wheeee! Transformers Math!

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 12:44 PM

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  • MICHAEL BAY "HEY CRITICS CAN YOU HEAR ME? OKAY COOL. SHUT UP. NO ONE CARES."

"I don't understand movies!" a frustrated Sarah Mirk told me last night as she and I and a waited for an advance screening of Page One: Inside the New York Times to start. "Why do the good ones not make any money and the bad ones make tons of it?!"

Purely for the purpose of confusing Sarah even more, here's Transformers: Dark of the Moon by the (early) numbers:


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, as of like 9:45 this a.m.:

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Deadline:

Transformers 3 lit up 2011's biggest North American opening day, even though it's Wednesday, beating fellow 3D film Pirates Of The Caribbean 4 which had the year's highest gross on a Friday. The Michael Bay 3D actioner hit $37.3M Wednesday, which included the $8M from midnight screenings. Adding in Tuesday's pre-midnight 3D sneaks of $5.5M, the cume is now $42.8M. Paramount itself had put the range possible between $35M-$40M. IMAX accounted for $3.3M on 146 domestic sites and $1.7M internationally on 89 sites for a total $5.1M (including Tuesday and Wednesday cumes). Pirates 4 set the 2011 record by opening to $34.8M including midnight shows.

Surprisingly considering the mixed reviews, audiences gave the pic an "A" CinemaScore. Exit polling showed that 62 percent [of] males gave it an "A-" and 38 percent of females an "A," while 55 percent under age 25 gave it an "A" and 45 percent [of those] over 25 an "A-."

Deadline also notes that Dark of the Moon is on its way to earning $200 million internationally within its first seven days of release.

Mixed Use Building Slated for Construction on NE Alberta's Best Known Vacant Lot

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 12:14 PM

I'm surprised by how many vacant lots there are on NE Alberta. For a street that's at the center of demographic change in Portland, that's gone in just over a decade from being a drug hotspot to written up in the New York Times as a "hub of the creative class" that's a great place to buy a boutique felt hat, in my mind I've given it entirely over to condos and brunch places. Especially since that laundromat closed.

But, no! In reality, the street is still full of vacant lots in between the flashy new development—my eyes just slide over them.

One of the vacant lots will be gone for good soon, though: A two story mixed-use building is going up at NE 20th and Alberta, on the grassy lot that has been vacant for at least a decade. Plans in 2006 to turn it into a 59-unit, six-story condo building fell through, but the the new plan comes from the development team behind Alberta Central, the mixed-use building where Barista is just down the block, and will also renovate the ACME building on NE 21st.

The new development, dubbed Alberta 20:20, will have nine first-floor retail spaces between the two buildings with office space above. Like Alberta Central, it will have some courtyard space, rather than being flush to the curb for the entire block. "There's lower Alberta, and there's upper Alberta. This is going to fill a void in there," says architect John Cooley. Here's a rough rendering, with the ACME building in front:

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One quantitative sign of change: Since 1997, the lot's value has grown from $13,400 to $331,660. For the past couple years, the lot has been site of a mini neighborhood battle between neighborhood residents, who routinely use the lot as picnic-smoking-tea drinking space during Last Thursday, and the owners, who erected a fence around it.

Tonight in Music

Posted by Courtney Ferguson on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 11:44 AM

East End—Bare Wires, The Outdoorsmen, Taxi Boys, 9 pm, $8
Mississippi Studios—Group Doueh, Dusu Mali Band, DJ Globalruckus, 9 pm, $15-18
Radio Room—Pigeons, Like a Villain, DeAngelo Raines, Dangerous Doug, DJ Cheango, 8 pm
Tonic Lounge—Knifey Spoony, Youthbitch, Midnite Snaxxx, Forsorcerers, 9:30 pm, $5
Alberta Rose Theatre—Satellite Ensemble, Hannah Penn, Galen Clark, Groovy Wallpaper, 8 pm, $10, all ages

Dig that Groovy Wallpaper, man.
  • Dig that Groovy Wallpaper, man.

As always, more delightful and current tonality this way.

Here Is Your PDX Pop Now! Schedule

Posted by Ned Lannamann on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 11:36 AM

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The good souls at PDX Pop Now! previously announced the lineup and details for this year's annual free summer festival, but they were mum on the schedule. Until now. Plan out your weekend of all-age music—down to the minute!—with this year's schedule (after the jump).

End Hits: In England, a schedule is called a "timetable." Ha! Brits.

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Police Officer Involved in SW Portland Shooting

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 11:33 AM

This just in from the copshop: There was an officer-involved shooting at the 3600 block of SW Barbur this morning. Denis Theriault is en route, I'll update when we have any more info.

Southwest Naito Parkway in the area is blocked in both directions because of the incident. The mayor and police chief have cancelled a 12:45 press conference they planned to host about the arrest of a 24-year-old suspect in the shooting death of 34-year-old Leonard James "LJ" Irving on 82nd Avenue last weekend.

There's not much around the 3600 block of SW Barbur except the Caro Amico Italian Restaurant. Here's a Google photo of the street:

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NWCN says that police dispatch received calls about a man harassing people in a park in the area, including one that said the man had a knife. From the scene, Denis Theriault reports that Front and Curry Community Gardens is roped off with red tape and many of the police higher-ups (like Chief Reese) are on the scene.

UPDATE 12:26PM— Denis just talked with witness Jay Smith, who was driving north on Barbur at about 10:20am when and saw a man in black shorts with longish hair running from the overpass near the Naito/Barbur intersection, which is apparently a place where homeless people camp out. Smith says four or five police officers were chasing the man. "They had him cornered," says Smith, adding that one of the officers was carrying a "yellow, bazooka-like gun" which is perhaps one of the Portland Police's new taser shotguns (which police are using on a trial basis right now). Smith says he heard one gun shot, but other witnesses in the area say they heard three or four. An ambulance has been called and has already left the scene. The police have yet to hold an updated briefing on the shooting, but we'll update when they do.

UPDATE 12:58PM— You can let that breath out now: looks like the shooting was non-lethal. Denis just got out of the briefing with police on the shooting. Here's his rundown of what happened:

At 9:55 am, the police bureau received a call saying a man was bothering children who were attending a summer camp at Lair Hill Park. The man appeared to be intoxicated. While officers headed to the scene, another person called into dispatch and said the man had a knife.

Officers wound up firing at at least one round at the man, who was struck and taken to an area hospital. Police wouldn't say where he was hit or how many shots were fired, but the man's injuries appear to be non-life-threatening. Other than that, the police aren't elaborating on whether officers had a nonlethal weapon, like a taser gun.

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Ghost Animal's Practice Space at Reed College

Posted by Ned Lannamann on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 11:14 AM


We like Lance Bangs lots. The Vice folks, slightly less. (An illuminating scene in the new New York Times documentary Page One indicates that a significant amount of douchebaggery is running that enterprise at the executive level.) But we really like new local duo Ghost Animal, and Bangs along with Vice TV have this quick little video doc/performance that peeks into their rehearsal space at Reed College, along with great-sounding excerpts from "Tired (A Ceremony)," the title track of Ghost Animal's new 12-inch.

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End Hits: Ghost Animal is a better name than our band, Dead Pets Society.

Gold Star: The Mercury's Web Comment of the Week!

Posted by Alison Hallett on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 10:59 AM

This week's comment of the week goes to commenter tomic, for jump-starting the most impressive boat thread Blogtown has ever seen. (You guys are ridiculous.)

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Congrats Atomic! You've won a gold star.

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Also this boat.

New Lonely Island Video! (The "White People with Guns" Edition)

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 10:44 AM

Here's the newest... what do you kids call them? Joints?... from the Lonely Island gang which should be of special interest to all you white people out there, because it's totes about GUNS! And GANGSTAS! And THUGGIN' AROUND, YO! And using NSFW LANGUAGE—WORD TO YA DEAD MUTHA!!


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SL Letter of the Day: Get Out Now

Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 10:27 AM

After six years together and more than three years of marriage, my husband came out to me as gay last week. It wasn't a secret he was hiding (save for deep denial); he honestly just now figured it out. We're both 27. There's not a lot of info or support for straight partners, because most (as it is assumed) divorce immediately. As he came out of the closet, I went in. I'm torn between being his biggest ally... yet my own hurt, anger, shame, and guilt are making his transition more painful. Most of our years together have been happy, if virtually celibate. I'd previously gotten angry at his total lack of desire for physical intimacy, which has left its own emotional scars. While I still love him and want him in my life, I'm more than ready to move on—but he doesn't want to separate under any circumstances. Maybe he just wants to keep up appearances a little longer, maybe because we are both poor and it's nothing but financially prudent to combine resources. But I've been feeling trapped for years already. How can I move on and find someone to love me the way I deserve to be loved, without hurting his feelings, or impeding his own search for self and happiness?

Sad In Motherfucking Portland

P.S. I know there are many letters more fit for print but at this point I am just trying to reach out to anyone who might know info or resources about this unusual, sad situation.

My response after the jump...

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Hey, Geniuses: Mensa Is Coming to Town! Sharpen Those No. 2 Pencils! (And, No, I Don't Mean Pencils Made Out of Poop!)

Posted by Denis C. Theriault on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 10:14 AM

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So, um, who's a smarty-pants? Mensa is having its annual convention, or "gathering," in Portland this weekend. (Don't know what Mensa is? It's "an organization for anyone who scores in the top two percent of the general population on an accepted, standardized intelligence test.") If you think you're part of that brainy little club, admission tests are planned for tonight and—for anyone too pure to spend their Friday night drinking and carousing and huffing paint fumes and/or marijuana smoke—on Saturday morning.

I might try it. Why not? It's apparently free for working journalists. The details:

Who: General public (age 14 and older) A parent or guardian must be present at registration for those 17 years of age or under.

What: The American Mensa Admission Test

Where: American Mensa Annual Gathering
Hilton Portland & Executive Tower
The Council Suite (Thursday)
The Grand Ballroom (Saturday)
921 SW 6th Ave.
Portland, Ore. 97204

When: Tomorrow, June 30, 6:30 p.m. (6 p.m. registration)
Saturday, July 2, 9:30 a.m. (9 a.m. registration)

The test will take about two hours to complete. Test takers will be required to show a photo ID.

Cost: $40 (The fee is waived for members of the working media.) First year’s dues are $63. Test takers will receive a one day pass to the 2011 Mensa National Conference.

Contact: For more information, please contact (800) 66-MENSA.

Do Not Feed Donuts to Your Obese Children...

Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 9:59 AM

...feed 'em Mars Bars and Snickers instead:

Children and adolescents who eat candy tend to weigh less than their non-consuming counterparts, according to a new study published in Food & Nutrition Research, a peer-reviewed journal. This is potentially important news given the current state of the childhood obesity epidemic. But lead researcher Carol O'Neil, PhD, MPH, LDN, RD, Louisiana State University Agricultural Center, wants to ensure the study is put into perspective.

"The study illustrates that children and adolescents who consume candy are less likely to be overweight or obese," O'Neil said. "However, the results of this study should not be construed as a hall-pass to overindulge. Candy should not replace nutrient-dense foods in the diet; it is a special treat and should be enjoyed in moderation."

This is a potentially important detail: "This research project was supported by the USDA Agricultural Research Service through specific cooperative agreement 58-6250-6-003. Partial support was received from the USDA Hatch Project LAB 93951. Partial support was also received from the National Confectioners Association."

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