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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

The New I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jun 1, 2011 at 3:44 PM

There's a poop-pile of brand new just-published I, Anonymouses waiting for you to pooh-pooh or cheer over at our new I, Anonymous blog! Check 'em out, as well as this one which wins our I, Anonymous quote of the day...

To the lone smoker at every restaurant with outside seating who seems so delighted with the concept of smoking and eating that you get through two or three butts in 20 minutes, turning a pleasant brunch in the sunlight into a 1980's truck stop meal for the 40 or so other diners:

Fuck you.

Actually, that's the extent of it. But sometimes you don't have to eat an entire b-hole to know what one tastes like, right?
Right, guys?
Okay, then. Go vote on whether this guy is full of shit or not, and submit your own ranty rant or confessy confession!



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