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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

You Need a Better Way of Entering Your Office

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jun 1, 2011 at 10:14 AM

Attention: Your officemates called, and they're sick of the boring way you walk into work each day. Can't you do something more interesting? Like riding a skateboard while blowing on a jug? Or riding in on a fully grown elk while tongue-wrestling Ernest Borgnine? Or maybe something like this guy?

By the way, I want to hire the guy filming this to laugh every time I tell a joke.
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