Almost 15 years after development on Duke Nukem Forever began, the game finally has a launch trailer.

Straight up, this video is likely to offend a good swath of our readers. Every virtual woman herein has some intense daddy issues, up to and including the huge alien with three surprisingly pert breasts. Duke Nukem himself has never been the paragon of sensitivity, and I fully expect someone to link this clip to hypothetical rape any minute now.

It also doesn't help things that the trailer's music totally blows.

So, if you wanna pitch a fit in the comments, go for it. I've got a raincoat on to protect myself from the spatter.